RUMOUR MILL

by zaf

So one of the interesting feature of 7th sem has been the insanely and i mean insanelyy hot gossip/rumours..now my experiance and i can safely vouch for mrym too,we come to knw about stuff really late...according to ppl this is bcoz we are really oblivious to thngs around us,mast and live in our own little bubble..but alot of times we do keep pace with the time.as far as i m concerned i am not an actively social person and hav limited no. of frnds out of my immediate frnds..but still i do get my hands on some news..there ws a time when i used to get new gossip every thursday but that was alot of semesters ago..good ole days.


mrym tends to get a good amount of gossip thanks to her 'other' frnds..and these other frnds of her hav something against me becoz they hav the audacity to tell her kai "zaf ko na batana"!!..i mean seriously!..anyways i like to believe that mrym DOES tell me most of the stuff if not everything..so that is one of the rezns i dnt hav a soft spot for her 'other' frnds.


ZZ has alot of scandalous rumours/gossip at her disposal too but there are times when her story is half-baked or the key issue gets lost in the extremely detailed story.she sure has a panache for detail.
and as far as the guys are concerned.sometimes they bring stuff on the table which we are not anticipating at all..


coming back to rumours most of the rumours are based on the following topics e.g


-who is interested in whom

-who is hitting on whom

-who actually did hit on whom

-who is hooking up with whom

-who is in virtuality with whom..(for virtuality consult previous posts)

-the evergreen phaddas among ppl

-the real story behind the phadda

-the real real story behind the phadda

-image recreation (both frm left to right and right to left)

-young stud muffin teacher rumours (cant get enuf of that)

and lastly those damaging rumours which the whole university knws about,but talks about in a really hush hush tone..


so i do hear alot of rumours about other ppl..and in between i hear some rumours about myelf too..in the beginning when i cam here there ws a guy (nt of elect dept) who told me or rather warned that alot of rumours r circulating about me,turns out he (though he vehmently denied hs involvement) so hs frnds were involved in rumour spreading business too and well i ws pretty naive back then..(though not much better now either).

now the rumours mostly heard in uet are the sort of rumours which are most easy to create and spread really quickly too..and those r...which 2 ppl are a 'thing' or in crude term 'hookin up'.which brings me to another point that there is not even a single legitimate-by-all-standards couple in our class i.e former sec D!!,hell there is not even a single couple in whole 06 elect!.and i m talkin about those public couples everyone knws about,or there is a really strong chance that they r sumthin.there can be alot of lets keep it private couples but even when u hear sumthin about them u r not sure if its yet another rumour or is it for real.

now since this is the final year,lets see whether we get to hear about any marriage proposals..coz well i heard that ppl do tend to propose in final year.actually i already have heard about a couple of marriage proposals,not divulging into details but the proposal went flat before it even had a chance to truly blossom.so now hoping for a successful marriage proposal.we r actually starting a secret bet pool,u cn bet on ppl who will be proposing in final year (anyone interested!)

ok so now i m diverting from the topic..so thats it for now,u cn place ur bets (not kidding)...to all the rumour sources thanx for making uninteresting ppl suddenly noteworthy and letting us gossip about them (gossiping isnt a sin u knw,who m i kidding 'sigh')..and lastly goodluck to all the people who are planning to DO sumthin in the final year,cz well u need all the luck in the world.

c ya