Friday, July 31, 2009

FIRST ENCOUNTER

by Zaf

first of all @ mrym
doin great work at ur internship.i hope ur supervisior sees u doin this.

ok the physical encounters r mostly covered now...though they r definately more fun and more embarrassing.
one random encounter which i remember gz somthin like this...


The day of the ENTRY TEST

me and my frnd(not maryam!) waitin for the classes to be set up.some random guy checkin us put but we r too preoccupied to give much attention.

test finishes we cum out and i start finding my dad..meanwhile random guy cums

guy: aoa
me: walaikum us salam (do i knw hm or anythin...is he frm that star academy or sumthin)

guy keeps on asking how was the test and which college r u frm and blah blah and i keep answering while my frnd is stonily staring at me...
guy keeps on asking questions and then i spot my dad coming frm behind hm.i wave my dad and guy spots my dad too.

guy: aoa uncle!
dad: walaikum...?!!
guy: ok phir allah hafiz hope aap ka admission ho jaye.
dad: lets go then
frnd: zahra aisay logoon sai baat nai kia karo..pata nahi kahan sai a jatay...my sis told me kai aisay cheap laug hotay hai.......
me: ahan ahan ohh ahan

after frnd left
dad: who was he i thot he ws ur frnds bro..
me: i dnt knw kaun tha
dad: aisay hi a gaya
me:ya...
dad: acha..?!

that ws the first experiance wid guys of uet....the story dosent really end here coz well i got admission in uet..

MY FIRST WEEK
comin back frm a lab..out of nowhere the same guy cums but now since i m slightly equipped wid the knowledge of not talkin or telling details so i dnt really respond..guy follows to class...keeps reminding me how we met on entry test...and then

guy: aap ka cousin yahan parhta hai?
me: huh?! nahi.
guy:acha ok aap apna no. mujhe dai do ya mera lai lo
me: huh?! huh?! huh?!... no!
guy:aap tu ab baat bhi nahi kar rahi mai tu apko buhat confident larki samjhta tha..ab tu aap mai bilkul confidence nahi....uss din baat kar li thi ab kia ho gaya hai..banday mai confidence hona chahiye....
me: bye!

QUESTION OF THE DAY
Does he thnk that provoking me will make me giv my no. to hm? or is it to satisfy hs own self esteem?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

ONLY IN UET

ONLY IN UET
part II
(go to earlier posts for part I)

ENCOUNTERS

by Maryam

Note: No shit. All of this is 100% true, it happened, in real time, on campus, at our beloved university. Not tht any of it is unbelievable tho, bt v al have r doubts, no? so trust me its all true.


guy: hum aik festival arrange kar rahay hain, aap say kuch discuss karna tha.
zaf: huh?
me: u noe, thts a very lame pick up line...
guy: tu tum bata do koi pick up line..!!!
me: (woah...brilliant response man!!) f*** off

girl to zaf: aap bahir say ayee ho?
zaf: (i wish)

teacher in class: mujhy samgh nahi aataye khwateen kiyun jati hain ghoray shah kay mazar per....
guys: sir shaadi ki duaa karnay..
me: (funny, da only person married in our class is a guy...!!!)

guy to zaf: aapka music mein taste bohat acha hay
zaf: hmmm
me: (go hug a landmine loser)
Next day....
guy to zaf: ye mein aap kay liyeh aik cd laya tha.....
zaf: huh?
guy: iss mein meray fav songs ki collction hay..
zaf: well, thn u shd keep it.
guy: take it or il thrw it ryt here n break it n....
me: wt r u waitin for?? now scoot!!

guy to me: tum apnay aap ko kia samghti ho? baat q nahi karti hum say?
me: u wana noe?
guy: sure
me: i think u r lame. im sorry.
guy to his friend: kia keh rahi hay?
guy's friend: keh rahi hay ur lame
(thy both try 2 figure out k ab hum kia karein....)
guy: tu lame logon say hi baat kar lo
(goofy laff)
(me n zaf pik up our stuff n run away)

guy to zaf: mujhay aap say aik subject mein help chahiyeh...(waves a book)
me: thts cute. ur a senior.
(guy tries to look daggers at me)
(zaf is tryin 2 figure out whether 2 look offended or confused)

***awkward pause***

me: can v go?
zaf: (shez so rude) yep.

classfellow in teacher's office: had his DC hearing (poor kid)
classfellow: sir mein kisi larki say badtameezi ka soch bi nai sakta. aap kay samnay maryam bethi hay.. meraiy liyeh yeh bhi behan ki tarah hay. sab behnain hain sir.
me: (wt da....?! wasup wd da behan bhai thingy neway?!)

me: hey!
now this is a series pf synchronized steps:
guy pretends hez nt heard me,
then tries to hide,
then looks at me as if v r meeting for the first time
and then,
guy: hello (very frosty)
me: (go 2 hell, scumbag, ur texts kept me up till 2 am last nyt!)
zaf: (thy noe each odr..??)

later tht nyt...
guy txts: "hey!! kia ho raha hay?? quiz kaisa hua?? im so flunkin yar!! n im depressed cz i fink my cat's dyin!!"
me: (is it da same snob? well he can txt da wall 4 al i care...p.s screw ur cat)


me: hey (*insert the name of 06 elec hottie ... no not zaf*)!
hottie: hello girls!!
zaf: ooohh guess wt.. *gossip-gossip-gossip*

buzzzzz (hottie's cell fone)

hottie: gotta go!
us: sure.. dn tell ne1 yar!!
hottie: ofcourse!!

2 days later......
adnan: yar ABC told me tht he heard from XYZ tht u ppl sd *gossip-gossip-gossip*??!!
us: (uh oh.)
adnan: n u told hottie abtit..!!!
us: (oh darn...)
adnan: @#$%%^&^@@!!!!! &***^%$%^&&*!!!!!!