ONLY-in-UET

by Maryam

u noe, thr r smthings in lyf tht r gud.

sm r bad...

n sm r OIU.... u noe, ONLY IN UET.

so heres our personal list of things tht r pretty OIU. (try 2 rem da dumb acronym 4m nw on, ur gona run in2 it pretty frequently at ds blog)

1. Combined Study:

no it dz NOT mean a bunch o frnds, 2gethr at smbdyz plc, pretendin 2 stdy...(yeah try tht, wd x rated dvds, cigretts etc etc u noe better!!) here at uet, COMBINED STUDY means:

library, top floors, lonely corners, a gal n a guy,

guy *teaching* gal/gal *teaching* guy

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.......let ur imagination fly.

2.Do i know her?!:
people-ur class mates, ur session mates, ur bus mates, ur broz frndz little bro whoz form u submitted, pretending that they dnt knw u. u meet each odrz glance.. n jst wn u mk up ur mind ur gona do a high five, the person stonily starts lukin elzwr...n ur left wndering... what da....?!

3.Route:
ultimate haven for checkin out ppl...

(nd running BANG in2 me (maryam) so tht i fall down, evry1 hoots n as usual i start yelling crap, once again showing off my colorful vocab. go ahead laff, i NOE it wz terribly funny )

4.bhai

hel, da guy is barely a month older than i am, bt since hez a senior so i HAVE2 cal him XYZ (enter name) bhai.... no matter how cute he is...bt as its said...pehlay sab bhai hi hotay hain!!!

**(its a JOKE....duh!)**

5.Virtual-ity

uet ppl (read guys) wl txt u, scrap u (wel thy uzd 2..!!), wryt on ur wall bt once u face em in uni..thy'l pretend ur part of the furniture...thyl b funny, talkativ, interesting, hel thy'l flirt wd u... bt only on da virtual medium. go n try n talk 2 em in person..theyl stutter n stammer n blush n blabber n ul wish u cd migrate 2 namibia n spend the rest o ur lyf thr.

university of error and terror?!?!

by Zaf

well my turn now...at last
since mrym has already explained the blog is abt uet and all thngs related to it..the good,the bad,the ugly,the sucky and the effed up..bt its not gonna mess up my sanity as badly as mryms..and xcuse me bt (selfishness==pragmatism)!!!.bt the princess is ready to face any shots so bring it on..!.

so here i go now i wont go as far as to say that i hate uet coz in the words of plain white ts.."hate is a strong word but i really really really dnt like u"(do check out the song btw).so thats the way it is for me.

i wud jst to like to say that mrym shud thank me coz i did allow her to write the first post and that was becoz american idol rerun was on..:D...other ppl will be discussed later bt still thanx to them with slightly altered rezns. i need to see greys anatomy now..

peace

zahra aka zaf

FIRST POST

by Maryam

[quote] cap'n Jack Sparrow: "Just close your eyes and pretend its a bad dream...thats howi get by"

UET gets curiouser and curiouser.

after almost 3 yrs 2gether...(no, im NOT being sentimental), me n zaf decided tht our experiences at uet were...well...worth blogging. uet is abt da only thing thts common between us so...here goes..

q: y did v cm 2 uet??

a: bcz its thr..!!

:s :s

this blog is abt uet, uetians, uet-isms nd uet-ish-ness. da years hv bn bth gud n bad, n thrs worse n better 2 cm...i hope i manage 2 retain sm o my sanity, aftr im done. am nt 2 worried abt zaf... shez rarely, if evr, bothered by nefin at al....(yea yea selfish creep i noe...i call her tht a thousand tyms evryday, so go ahead, hv ur shot at da princess 2..!)

wt shd my first post b abt..??? i wana say THANK YOU to:

1. zaf (ofcrs) (n evrybdy who insists on callin her tht its ZAF nt ZEF or ZAHF or ZAAF): 4 agreeing 2 let me wryt da first post.

2. zahra z. : 4 ur evr green "stories" *wink wink*

3. noman: 4 s n s, emt n machines n 4 ur gawd-awful humour

4. adnan: 4 ur ezloads, n angel eyes love stories (n icecreams)

5. waqas: 4 ur car...!!! n ur comments (girls beware)

6. micheal: jst 4 being thr..!

7. awais: 4 fixing my pc jst abt al da tym n 4 luggin us around in ur (pop's) brand new car

and thr r loads odrs, n a lotta no thanks 2, bt zaf is tellin me 2 hurry up wd my 'novel' (jealous) so signin out nw.

God bless.