ONLY-in-UET

by Maryam

u noe, thr r smthings in lyf tht r gud.

sm r bad...

n sm r OIU.... u noe, ONLY IN UET.

so heres our personal list of things tht r pretty OIU. (try 2 rem da dumb acronym 4m nw on, ur gona run in2 it pretty frequently at ds blog)

1. Combined Study:

no it dz NOT mean a bunch o frnds, 2gethr at smbdyz plc, pretendin 2 stdy...(yeah try tht, wd x rated dvds, cigretts etc etc u noe better!!) here at uet, COMBINED STUDY means:

library, top floors, lonely corners, a gal n a guy,

guy *teaching* gal/gal *teaching* guy

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.......let ur imagination fly.

2.Do i know her?!:
people-ur class mates, ur session mates, ur bus mates, ur broz frndz little bro whoz form u submitted, pretending that they dnt knw u. u meet each odrz glance.. n jst wn u mk up ur mind ur gona do a high five, the person stonily starts lukin elzwr...n ur left wndering... what da....?!

3.Route:
ultimate haven for checkin out ppl...

(nd running BANG in2 me (maryam) so tht i fall down, evry1 hoots n as usual i start yelling crap, once again showing off my colorful vocab. go ahead laff, i NOE it wz terribly funny )

4.bhai

hel, da guy is barely a month older than i am, bt since hez a senior so i HAVE2 cal him XYZ (enter name) bhai.... no matter how cute he is...bt as its said...pehlay sab bhai hi hotay hain!!!

**(its a JOKE....duh!)**

5.Virtual-ity

uet ppl (read guys) wl txt u, scrap u (wel thy uzd 2..!!), wryt on ur wall bt once u face em in uni..thy'l pretend ur part of the furniture...thyl b funny, talkativ, interesting, hel thy'l flirt wd u... bt only on da virtual medium. go n try n talk 2 em in person..theyl stutter n stammer n blush n blabber n ul wish u cd migrate 2 namibia n spend the rest o ur lyf thr.