ONLY IN UET

ONLY IN UET

part II

(go to earlier posts for part I)

ENCOUNTERS

by Maryam

Note: No shit. All of this is 100% true, it happened, in real time, on campus, at our beloved university. Not tht any of it is unbelievable tho, bt v al have r doubts, no? so trust me its all true.

guy: hum aik festival arrange kar rahay hain, aap say kuch discuss karna tha.

zaf: huh?

me: u noe, thts a very lame pick up line...

guy: tu tum bata do koi pick up line..!!!

me: (woah...brilliant response man!!) f*** off

girl to zaf: aap bahir say ayee ho?

zaf: (i wish)

teacher in class: mujhy samgh nahi aataye khwateen kiyun jati hain ghoray shah kay mazar per....

guys: sir shaadi ki duaa karnay..

me: (funny, da only person married in our class is a guy...!!!)

guy to zaf: aapka music mein taste bohat acha hay

zaf: hmmm

me: (go hug a landmine loser)

Next day....

guy to zaf: ye mein aap kay liyeh aik cd laya tha.....

zaf: huh?

guy: iss mein meray fav songs ki collction hay..

zaf: well, thn u shd keep it.

guy: take it or il thrw it ryt here n break it n....

me: wt r u waitin for?? now scoot!!

guy to me: tum apnay aap ko kia samghti ho? baat q nahi karti hum say?

me: u wana noe?

guy: sure

me: i think u r lame. im sorry.

guy to his friend: kia keh rahi hay?

guy's friend: keh rahi hay ur lame

(thy both try 2 figure out k ab hum kia karein....)

guy: tu lame logon say hi baat kar lo

(goofy laff)

(me n zaf pik up our stuff n run away)

guy to zaf: mujhay aap say aik subject mein help chahiyeh...(waves a book)

me: thts cute. ur a senior.

(guy tries to look daggers at me)

(zaf is tryin 2 figure out whether 2 look offended or confused)

***awkward pause***

me: can v go?

zaf: (shez so rude) yep.

classfellow in teacher's office: had his DC hearing (poor kid)

classfellow: sir mein kisi larki say badtameezi ka soch bi nai sakta. aap kay samnay maryam bethi hay.. meraiy liyeh yeh bhi behan ki tarah hay. sab behnain hain sir.

me: (wt da....?! wasup wd da behan bhai thingy neway?!)

me: hey!

now this is a series pf synchronized steps:

guy pretends hez nt heard me,

then tries to hide,

then looks at me as if v r meeting for the first time

and then,

guy: hello (very frosty)

me: (go 2 hell, scumbag, ur texts kept me up till 2 am last nyt!)

zaf: (thy noe each odr..??)

later tht nyt...

guy txts: "hey!! kia ho raha hay?? quiz kaisa hua?? im so flunkin yar!! n im depressed cz i fink my cat's dyin!!"

me: (is it da same snob? well he can txt da wall 4 al i care...p.s screw ur cat)

me: hey (*insert the name of 06 elec hottie ... no not zaf*)!

hottie: hello girls!!

zaf: ooohh guess wt.. *gossip-gossip-gossip*

buzzzzz (hottie's cell fone)

hottie: gotta go!

us: sure.. dn tell ne1 yar!!

hottie: ofcourse!!

2 days later......

adnan: yar ABC told me tht he heard from XYZ tht u ppl sd *gossip-gossip-gossip*??!!

us: (uh oh.)

adnan: n u told hottie abtit..!!!

us: (oh darn...)

adnan: @#$%%^&^@@!!!!! &***^%$%^&&*!!!!!!